My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”
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cute boy: *drops something*
me: i’ll get that for you
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a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y'all talkin about
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Maybe Pixar refuses to make a sequel because they know they’ll ever top this
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